Jeannie 1 year ago

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Can you just imagine waking up to this every day for the rest of your life? 🙄

Well I don't have to imagine. This is the life I've managed to make for myself. 😔

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I'm pretty sure that every boy wondered what it'd be like being a girl. I did. I liked it maybe too much.

I'm pretty sure that every boy wondered what it'd be like being a girl...

6 months ago

I'm auditioning to be Rolls Royce's new hood ornament.

I'm auditioning to be Rolls Royce's new hood ornament.

1 year ago

I wonder if I'd still be a TV if I didn't have such gorgeous legs?

I wonder if I'd still be a TV if I didn't have such gorgeous legs?

1 year ago

Well at least the tree still has its balls.

Well at least the tree still has its balls.

1 year ago

Aw come on, wouldn't you love to have me waiting on your bed?

Aw come on, wouldn't you love to have me waiting on your bed?

9 months ago