Jeannie 1 year ago

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Well at least the tree still has its balls.

Mine have long since shriveled away with all the hormones I took. 🙄

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Before you grab my ankles and open me,

Before you grab my ankles and open me,

1 year ago

I really think that I'd make that special someone a great housewife.

I really think that I'd make that special someone a great housewife.

1 year ago

I'll unzip up while you'll unzip down

I'll unzip up while you'll unzip down

6 months ago

The time that I superglued a zircon earring in my navel.

The time that I superglued a zircon earring in my navel.

1 year ago

I'm auditioning to be Rolls Royce's new hood ornament.

I'm auditioning to be Rolls Royce's new hood ornament.

1 year ago