Jeannie

Two of my favorite things to do are getting dressed and undressed.

Take a guess at which one I'm doing?

Jeannie

OK, I admit that this skirt just may be a little bit short.

But none of my guests have ever complained. 😏

Jeannie

What do you want?

An engraved invitation or something?

Jeannie

Why yes, you did catch me in the middle of something,

but if you leave one of your free pamphlets I'd be happy to read it to find out if I could...

Jeannie

Hey, I've tried to wear at least some of my old boy clothes,

but you tell me if it would've worked. I know that it didn't. 😯

Jeannie

All of those hormones that I took so very long ago

have made it so I really have to wear women's clothes all of the time now. I don't regret...

Jeannie

I remember as if it was only yesterday

I woke up and just decided that I didn't want to be a boy anymore 😯

Jeannie

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

if not I'll let it take me then. 😏

Jeannie

Can't talk, I've got my hands full. 😏

Jeannie

So gurls, if you want to wear 5 or 6 inch high heels all day,

You'd better get used to the four toe look when not. 🙄

Jeannie

Before you grab my ankles and open me,

I should tell you a little bit more about me. 😲

Jeannie

All shaved, plucked, perfumed, and waiting for nobody. 🙄

Oh well, at least I've lots of batteries for my toys. 😏

Jeannie

Is 2025 the year that I make an honest woman of myself?

Nah, probably not. 🙄😏😘

Jeannie

Just hanging around waiting to give that nice FedEx man a late Christm...

P.S. He liked it a lot. 😘

Jeannie

OK, here's my Christmas present to those who doubted me.

Yeah, I'm really a boy for the time being. 😔🥸😘

Jeannie

You can keep your elf on the shelf. 🙄

I'll be your slut on her butt instead. 😏😘

Jeannie

Well at least the tree still has its balls.

Mine have long since shriveled away with all the hormones I took. 🙄

Jeannie

Time for a snarky comment about how we don our gay apparel,

but seriously I never wished for this life for me, it sort of just happened to me as I jus...

Jeannie

It seems like every time I've decided to try dressing up like a boy ag...

by pantyhose, high heels, and makeup till I come to my senses once more. 😏😘

Jeannie

Ooh, I better back off on the Twinkies. 🙄

After all there can be too much of a good thing. Why couldn't that flab migrate to my boob...

Jeannie

Some people dress go out but I get all dressed up just to stay in. 😊

Now who wants to stay in with me? 😘

Jeannie

Working on my twerking for the holidays. 😋

Twerking is still even a thing isn't it? Don't tell me if it isn't even if it is OK, becau...

Jeannie

Can you just imagine waking up to this every day for the rest of your...

Well I don't have to imagine. This is the life I've managed to make for myself. 😔

Jeannie

Does big bad Mistress Jeannie frighten you? 😠

Well to be honest whenever I'm her I'm scared as hell about what I'd do next to become her...

Jeannie

All dressed up and no one to play with. 😏

OK, so I'm only half dressed but I still want someone to play with. 😜

Jeannie

Why of course I'm straight,

just take a look at my seams sweetie. 😉

Jeannie

Hey, my eyes are up here,

and so is my mouth and tongue as well. 😘

Jeannie

I've never visited Brazil,

but I do have one of their landing strips just in case that I do. 😏

Jeannie

I'm thankful that the hormones kicked in before the facial hair. 😜

Oh and the beer whose empty bottle that can be used for so many interesting ways. 😏

Jeannie

Yes, I'm flossing daily.

I don't know what the heck is my dentist is talking about. 🙄

Jeannie